$GOORDSTR
Contract79opmjYeLQr4oedfpApQBEUxZeCCjdFc5m372mMdpump

Night shift test driver

Goose Roadster

A goose in sunglasses driving a stainless prototype roadster lifting off a mountain on four rocket engines under an aurora and a full moon

Every launch needs one unlicensed final opinion.

Current Assignment

It arrived for a presentation rehearsal. The goose had already taken the driver's seat and the final word.

  • Ticker$GOORDSTR
  • RolePresentation tester
  • VehicleStainless prototype
  • WeatherAurora, full moon
  • MethodFour-engine ascent
  • VerdictNeeds more bread

Launch Sequence

Nobody remembers hiring him. Everybody remembers the demonstration.

  1. Call TimeGoose ignores the calendar.
  2. Cabin CheckHorn tested twice.
  3. Stage CueRoadster leaves the mountain.
  4. PresentationGoose watches the audience.
  5. Notes FiledBread requested in writing.
The goose at the wheel of the stainless roadster, moon behind

Qualified Somehow

The résumé is short because most assignments end before anyone finds the paperwork.

  • Road Ready

    Accepts steering wheels without prior training.

  • Stage Calm

    Maintains eye contact through unreasonable altitude.

  • Final Word

    Approves prototypes after one severe honk.

Send in the goose.